beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl
" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"
by drewford August 17, 2005
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Killer Whale

A nonsensical adjective used to describe being drunk, first coined by a certain girl who had too much to drink on a crazy Saturday night with her friends.
R: On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you?
A: Killer Whale.
by KillerWhale'd May 31, 2011
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whale's eye

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).
Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009
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Fudgy the whale

A sexual act where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".
Awww man last night after the bar, I did the "Fudgy the whale" to some drunk chick.
by fromwhere September 15, 2007
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Sexy Whale

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive
"That is one Sexy Whale."
by InuOni September 22, 2013
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The Killer Whale

When a guy pops a girls cherry by headbutting her vagina then mouth ducks her
John: hey chris yesterday I gave emily the killer whale!
Chris: hell yes!
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