beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford September 14, 2005

Killer Whale

A nonsensical adjective used to describe being drunk, first coined by a certain girl who had too much to drink on a crazy Saturday night with her friends.

R: On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you?
A: Killer Whale.

by KillerWhale'd October 28, 2011

whale's eye

a chick's pussy

have you ever looked at a whale's eye in a book? it looks just like a girl's pussy

by the prophet March 24, 2003

whale watching

The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales).

Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!

by Tubby Fat Guy September 16, 2009

Fudgy the whale

A sexual act where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".

Awww man last night after the bar, I did the "Fudgy the whale" to some drunk chick.

by fromwhere January 3, 2009

Sexy Whale

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive

"That is one Sexy Whale."

by InuOni September 22, 2013

Whale Teeth

When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."

by IVIiNi October 13, 2019