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Vegan

A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy

not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
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Vegan Diva Cup

Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.
Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
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Vegan Teacher

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023
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House of International Vegans

A Discord server also known as HIVegans and possibly the worst Discord server I have been in. The owners and moderators for the server are a bunch of feminazis, communists and racists (towards white people mainly). They'll call anyone who eats meat fat, or if they lose an argument against an omnivore. You'd think the owner and mods would set a good example, but that's far from the case. Mod abuse is present in the server and I'm living proof of that because one of the moderators lost an argument against me and got the bot to mute me for "700 years" which means I could not message in the server, so there was no point in being there anymore, not that I'd want to be in a server with a bunch of Woke SJWs.
Don't go to House of International Vegans if you want to learn more about veganism. It's a very bad environment for those who want to learn more about veganism or join a server with fellow vegans.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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Vegan

Dude look at that vegan. What a cruel monster.
by The Pizza King_97 October 29, 2022
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Half vegan

When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
by Urmotherfigure June 2, 2018
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