Sabertooth Vagina 

A vagina who's sexual activity has been neglected. These vaginas grow teeth and reach out to eat people out of horny desperation. In other words, a pussy gone wild. Variations are the Tyranasaurus Vagina, Mastadon Vagina, Woolly Mammoth Vagina (derrogatory), Hippopodumus Vagina, etc. (Basically anything large and terrifying with teeth will do be creative, however, sabertooth is the most appropriate because of it's derivative from pussy)

Dude! I need to get laid! I'm starting to grow a Sabertooth Vagina below the waist!

Sabertooth Vagina by Fey Queen October 27, 2009

vagina-safe 

The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.

Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.

vagina-safe by BrizVegas May 15, 2006

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

gargantuan vagina by Anonymous September 21, 2003

face vagina 

Term for a woman's mouth

I stuck it in her damn face vagina

face vagina by SpecialSauceRemix February 23, 2011

The Vagineer 

The person that counters painis cupcake in the game team fortress 2. although a parody, it is still hilarious.

The Vagineer and Painis Cupcake made a cumsplosion! -A commenter on youtube

The Vagineer by DiscoveringKids October 19, 2010

vagina vroomer

someone who sucks hairy vaginas

"woah when i ate her out i felt like a vagina vroomer"

vagina vroomer by jordana Glassman June 16, 2008

vagige

A man acting like a girl. A man complaining about little shit.

hey carlos .. stop being such a vagige and grab that hammer.

vagige by johnny vega February 2, 2009