Twitterliterate

Being well-versed in the new language, slang and hashtags commonly used in the social media world of Twitter.

"Finally, I have mastered how to properly tweet! I am now fully Twitterliterate!" exclaimed Toks, joyfully.

by homopinionation April 21, 2013

Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011

twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

twitter apology

When a person (most often a celebrity) issues a less-than-sincere retraction on Twitter for something negative they said about another celebrity. The phony apology is usually made for the express purpose of garnering publicity.

Charlie Sheen just issued another Twitter apology for calling Denise Richards the n-word.

by cubanitovich June 19, 2014

Twitter Peeps

My people, my friends, my family, my followers.. Example.. #nightmytwitterpeeps

Example.. I Love my twitter peeps

Twitter peeps is used as a term/form of endearment. Love. Respect.

Example.. plural.. So and so are my twitter peeps
Example.. singular.. She is my twitter peep
Example.. past tense.. He was once my twitter peep
Example.. I love my twitter peeps!

There are certain people/accounts that I consider my twitter peeps because I love/like to communicate/associate with them.

by @[e-mail] July 1, 2014

Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt July 27, 2016

twitter

the social media platform where all the shit goes down...

twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app

by Asian_girl August 1, 2020