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a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018
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Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
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Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
by Vishy69 February 28, 2020
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Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus
Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."
by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021
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Jurkin the Turkey

Something that a jimmy likes doing allot
by jurktheturk May 9, 2022
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the berries are low on the turkey bush

Your chances are good.
It's a bit of a crap-shoot, but the berries are low on the turkey bush.
by Ardyfin July 14, 2017
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turkey

Noun: A person who looks very self-fullfilled. A turkey carries a stature and facial expression that indicates they must masterbate several times a day. In some rare cases, teacher turkeys have been known to masterbate, throw up in their mouth and teach at the same time. Disturbing YES, but one must be aware of the turkeys that surround them at all times. Turkeys come in all shapes and sizes, but usually they have a grin on their face, and hands in their pockets. Turkeys are very confident even if they are slurring. This slang word turkey can be dated back to the year 2001.
What a fucking turkey!

Holy shit it must be thanksgiving.

Ya, he/shes STUFFING it.
by Nikkkkkkk March 3, 2007
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