Telly Clapper

Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.

Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?

‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’

‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’

by BW_ January 7, 2026

giant tallywackers

something yelled out of a car window at passers by which causes great amusment to the people in the car

harris " giant tallywackers"
person on sidewalk " what did you want to do to me"
harris " drive i think he may want to hurt me"

giant tallywackers

by afro guy December 3, 2011

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

robert tally

The fucking best person in the world

Robert Tally is the best, mlg, 360 no scoping, almighty loaf.

by Anybody in the world May 22, 2017

bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

by Coozba August 17, 2017

hurly turly

When someone has a heart attack while shitting their pants.

Don’t laugh so hard you have a hurly turly .

That desk is heavy don’t have a hurly turly moving it.

by D. Ray Scott III August 11, 2018

david tullio

fraud

david tullio is a fraud

by sdewe December 12, 2018