man spray

Another term for semen, cum, jizz, or guy goo.

Byron shot his warm creamy load of man spray into Rebecca's rectal cavity while screaming "get ready for my sweetness!"

That señor faggoto just got covered in man spray!

by Taft September 29, 2011

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

Man One

Abbreviation for "Manslaughter in the First Degree."

"Man One is out of the question for such an offense."

by Jerry September 7, 2004

man frosting

Semen. Is there something else it could possibly be?

I spread man frosting all over her sweater muffins.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

man tank

(m) noun, verb, adjective, adverb
-a mammal specifically a woman who was blessed with man-like features, characteristics and mannerisms
-an occupation a man tank will do the best in is a bodyguard
-man tanks require a LARGE amount of food for them to function

She is a man tank.
She mantanks her way to victory.
She mantankly walked through the hallways.
She has a mantank walk.
MAN TANK ! ATTACK !

by mantanksliketuna May 13, 2009

man canyon

Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen

Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy

-or-

Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep!

-or-

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!

by Alex Jacobs and Zach Bowden August 26, 2007

Turtle Man

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."

Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?

by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010