thats what he said

a variation of the "thats what she said" innuendo. only used by cringy moms and kids out of the loop.
the child in this situation is asking his mother if she could eat this rather large pizza
naive child: "hey mom, could you eat this?"
mom: "thats what he said"
naive child: why did you create me
by Steamkaptain August 27, 2021
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He Who Rules the Night

Loves Batman, sidekick to the more-well-known Dark Knight. He does not, however, wear those little green panties. And if he chooses to, we're ok with it.
HeWho, you da man!
by DK January 12, 2004
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He-Man Ho slap

The act of digging into your ball sack with your hand, until you have frum-unda-cheese stank on your hand. You then slap someone you believe to be a Ho.
by whackyzachy July 24, 2011
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When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"
by ERM97 June 26, 2018
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literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
by highkey spittin straight facts November 18, 2019
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he's like a beautiful mind

this refers to a person who does something seemingly irrational, pointless, stupid, fucked up, unthinkable (like the thought would never ever cross your mind), etc. in an attempt to solve a problem, complete a task, etc. Then, that person accomplishes said problem or task by their unorthodox solution and leaves others astonished that the idea worked. It is at this time someone would say this simile.
Jake had to put away the pool chairs, so to minimize the number of trips, he used a soda cooler with wheels to cart many chairs. He did this by balancing a chair on the edges of the open-topped cooler, then stacking the other chairs on that one. This plan seemed bound to fail, but when he succeeded some one said, "he's like a beautiful mind."
by toledo999 September 17, 2011
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