Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Vag

A higher, more respectful, and more dominant way of addressing a more mature and superior woman of larger power by replacing the title “Miss”, in front of her name, with the slang word for female genitalia, recognizing it’s strength and importance to society!

Hey Vag.Jones, can you pass the butter?
Hey Vag.Owens, I’m really proud of the talented and beautiful young woman you have become!

by Magic-hero95 August 5, 2024

vag

slang for a bag; specifically a backpack

Devon brought his humongous vag with him everywhere he went.

by oscar the omar imposter May 10, 2021

Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis

Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?

by DirtG June 10, 2010

Vis Vag

Like camel toe, but with a better view. Usuallu due to flying commando or wearing thin, tight, light colored pants.

"Did you see that camel toe?" "Hell, I could see the fur. That was some Vis Vag."
camel toe moose knuckle

by Uniquehorn June 27, 2014