Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020
Get the Carolina Tanning Bedmug. The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth
by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020
Get the The farmers tanmug. The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”
“HELL YEAH!”
“HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
Get the Tan Pigletmug. When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green
by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019
Get the Fake Tan Problemmug. Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018
Get the Wilson tanmug. Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.
"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"
by unkillbilly December 27, 2018
Get the Black and Tanmug. by harvey logan June 9, 2016
Get the sackie bang tanmug.