Mike is SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!Too bad he's married. ANNa got to him first, though. Good luck and happi marrige
by Ditto39 February 07, 2004
1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
by Popeye1921 May 13, 2015
A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.
by M. Lemont November 07, 2020
A pussy bitch.
by lil breezy October 15, 2017
by BioshockForLife November 15, 2011
(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
by steve quix January 02, 2008
To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.
As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.
by terriblefish June 01, 2006