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Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.
Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!
by ImCarterTHof January 11, 2014
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fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
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Barn Fart

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
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Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks
that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting
by fujilet January 5, 2008
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fart linking

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
by Trodan October 1, 2020
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fart in a skillet

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....
They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!
by Leemoons August 10, 2017
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Love fart

The specific low 'parrp' or 'squelch' created when air is trapped between two sweaty naked bodies and forced to escape.

The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.
“Did you just guff on my balls dear?”
“Certainly not darling! ...It must have been a love fart”
by wronginthehead August 13, 2009
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