Frying Pan Surprise

An edible substance consisting of cheap unhealthy pastas, cheesy taco sauces, and low quality hamburger. The mixture is then fried in a pan creating a greasy unhealthy frying pan surprise as the ingredients always vary due to the low economic status of those who indulge in the dish.

"Not sure exactly what we have left to eat but I bet we have enough to make a frying pan surprise!"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 15, 2018

Pan kvasnoy

Special russian word. Discribes any guy who likes kvas and drink it very often.

"Kolyan is a real pan kvasnoy! He drinks kvas every day"

by SlavicBobby November 5, 2017

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 5, 2010

pan-nihilism

Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.

Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.

In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.

Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.

by metawave May 30, 2020

Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass

Damn im such a Pan without the cake

by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022

pan broil

the act of ejaculating on a sunburn and then licking it off.

On our trip to the beach Roberto decided to pan broil Kat.

by bellapunta21 June 10, 2007

Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020