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Englishing

working/writing/speaking with a lack of motivation in regards to the English language
Student 1: I should be Englishing but I'm lazy

Student 2: Love that for you
by DaVinky December 3, 2020
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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …
by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.
Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.
by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021
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English

A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.
by Ellietheelaphant July 10, 2016
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English

English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.

It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
by PremiumCookie February 18, 2020
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English Class

Where all the double digit iq reject fucks go to teach, because theyre too braindead to actually teach a real class or subject
id rather kill myself than go to english class tomorrow
by toejerk October 9, 2023
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