Mileven Depression

Its when you watched the kiss between MIke and EL. You see the way he looks at her. You have watched stranger things over and over again. You are pissed because season 3 doesn't come out until 2019. You screenshot a billion pictures of mileven and have run out of storge. Side effects include crying, suicide, depression and death. You have OCD and a Finn obssesion. You are jealous of MIllie but love her at the same time. It is one of those few times that you ship JIllie so that Millie doesn't steal your man. Only 353 more days until season 3 comes out :).
Health Teacher: Are you okay? Me: NO I AM CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM MILEVEN DEPRESSION
by strangerthlngies June 05, 2018
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Postscholastic Depression

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
by Bob Denver LTC April 25, 2012
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depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 30, 2023
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Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 30, 2023
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Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.
John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!
by Zoritos January 15, 2012
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depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.
Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.
by xxalex March 02, 2021
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Depression Soup

Old noodles mixed with warm milk, flavored with salt and pepper.
" Grandpa was so hungry that he made Depression Soup for lunch."
by DarcyDog December 20, 2018
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