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Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape
Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"
by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019
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Jonas

A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
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Jona

A guy who likes the number four a little too much. Someone who’s always warm and has a weird metabolism. Someone who’s probably got a really hot girlfriend
Oh look there’s Jona….why is he wearing a shirt it’s winter
by Enkelkind November 24, 2021
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Jonas

Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds
hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh
by anonymous February 5, 2023
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Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person
A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024
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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.
Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.
by TheBirddude October 3, 2022
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