toyota

awesome car company with performance vehicles many people overlook and reliability to add on. makes wonderful motors such as the 2jz-gte, 7m-gte, 4age (16 and 20 valve), 4agze,18rg, 22r, 3sgte. people clown but they don't know. i take toyota over anything. im a car guy sorry.

1975 corolla sr-5 is slow. put a 20v its quick. put a 3sgte its fast.

by fukin smart April 10, 2006

Toyota

A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.

Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got

Jim: what

Frank: a new toyota tundra

Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet

Frank: no why

Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak

by dalejr88 June 25, 2008

Toyota

cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots

i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.

by lookit mah monkayyy May 5, 2010

Toyota

World's largest producer of rice burners.

"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"

"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."

"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."

by Jaysus March 5, 2008

Toyota

A retarded Japanese company that makes trash cars, like the corolla, RAV4 and much more junk. Tries hard to make good cars, like the supra but fails badly. It's ugly and disgusting.

EWW ITS TOYOTA! I RATHER DRIVE MY GRANDMA'S BUICK THAN A TOYOTA!

by sunnynoodlerice May 8, 2018

Toyota IQ

A pile of shit that is so small it's like sitting in a sardine tin.

google image search toyota iq

by Bm8clan March 11, 2012

Toys R Us

Nothing

Me: Remember Toys R Us?
Them: What the fuck is that??

by FlappyDong September 7, 2018