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Toilet song

A “toilet song”, is a song with such poorly written lyrics, it sounds like it was made up whilst sitting on the toilet.
It can be applied to a song with lyrics that are either nonsensical, basic or just gibberish.
#1) Remember that Afroman tune from back in the day?

#2) Oh Shit! Yeah! What was it called again?🤔

#1) Because I got High, because I got High.🤑

Both) Because I got HHHIIIIIIII!

😙😝La La, La, La La La 🤣😂

#2 Yeah, that was such a ‘toilet song’!😂
by Tommy Didads March 22, 2019
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Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".
Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.
by CelticEagle May 24, 2019
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Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.
by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020
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Australian Toilet Bowl

An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!
Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!

What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!
by HotLettuce November 4, 2010
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post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A syndrome that makes people hide in laundry baskets, trash cans etc. to jumpscare other people while singing the Skibidi Toilet song. It is spread via the Skibidi Toilet video series.
A:My son keeps hiding in the laundry basket and singing the Skibidi Toilet song, he probably has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
B:No more iPad for him.
by deefineer September 15, 2023
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