Pocket thought

A pocket thought is a definition of when your out and about with your hands in your pockets and see someone that is very fit and you can't help but touch your bits..

Was in the pub and saw a really fit girl and could'nt help but have a pocket thought...

by Andy pansy May 10, 2018

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.

I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing

by clown socks August 20, 2022

crock pocket

Food that has been in your pocket and is now pocket warm and ready to eat.

These Slim-Jims have been crock pocketed all day and are delicious!

by bilbisgfy August 7, 2016

Pocket Awp

Pocket AWP is a revolver that was released in CSGO where it can one tap a fully armored enemy with a body shot. People say this was one of the most broken patches in CSGO history. Valve then nerfed the weapon by adding a delay to the shot after 2 days of its release.

Pocket awp is more stupid than the pocket ak 47.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021