Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016

hood fairy

A girl from the hood that loves art, flowers, man jeans and big hoops.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.

Look there goes your local hood fairy walkin down da street with her golden hoops and big hips, golden toes and sparkly lips.

by hoodfairy May 14, 2018

hood camping

hood camping is the process of completing the challenge of sleeping outside for a night

hey john wanna go hood camping; sure bob but where are we gonna sleep; anywhere john lol

by evanstg54 June 15, 2018

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

Hood slinky

When you jerk off a uncircumcised dick with a rope

Jessica gave me a hood slinky in the bathroom

by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022

Hood Ferrari

Dodge Hellcat, as they get older, they become more attainable. A staple in any sketchy neighborhood. Usually driven recklessly, without any precision in hooning.

See that Hellcat? He just got himself a hood ferrari.

by TSLAmd3 March 5, 2021

Hood Foods

Like Whole Foods but in the hood

Your local supermarket in the ghetto like C Town or Keyfood

I’m boutta go to Hood Foods. You want anything?

by Yruey February 28, 2023