angry carpet

when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it

i had an angry carpet lolly

by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 30, 2022

Fancy Carpet

Slang for a fursuit, coined by youtuber Odin Wolf

"I just got my first Fancy Carpet I'm so excited!"
"I'm saving up to get my Fancy Carpet"

by Fancy Carpet June 17, 2021

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 30, 2019

carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 04, 2017

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 07, 2019