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Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011
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boar taint

The bitterness and delusion an aging man may develop, typically targeted towards females.
Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.
by Black Boyfriend October 26, 2015
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hard in the taint

going hard. a bro action with excessive strength.
"Bro a 70 second keg stand followed by puking and then more drinking"
"hard in the taint"
by dip skip June 18, 2012
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Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex
Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".
by Keepin it Savvy August 11, 2009
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Tha Taint Grabba

A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.

1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat

There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:

The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
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Pucker taint

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract
I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint
by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008
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Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.
1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!
by Chamen September 16, 2009
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