muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

quarter stick

A partial erection, a chub, a rush of blood to the penis but not enough to become fully erect.

I was walking down the hall behind that girl from legal and her tight pants with no panty lines gave me a quarter stick.

by Rusty Shackles October 18, 2012

Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.

Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015

dinner stick

N. A turd.

Bob crapped out a massive dinner stick that clogged the toilet.

by dieselpunker April 16, 2009

Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.

If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!

by bleedbleed March 19, 2019

shizzle sticks

Stems off of the word "shizzles!" which is an exclamatory remark one makes when annoyed or upset.

Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"

Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"

by fpsdoodle January 25, 2009

dumb-stick

Yet another word for penis.

Some guys think with their dumb-sticks.

by Reb. Schmooooly July 12, 2004