septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

crack and slurp

In order to fully enjoy balut, you must take these actions.
Not to be confused with crack and sizzurp... or any sexual action.

The almond-eyed man emerged from his boat, and proceeded to enjoy some balut by using the crack and slurp technique.

by yellowfellow1024 November 26, 2006

cherry slurpie

when you think a girl is sexy you call her a cherry slupie

Damn, look at tht cherry slurpie over there she is fine.

by PARSON January 9, 2009

Irish slurpee

A sex term where you pour irish whiskey into ones asshole and proceed to lick the same asshole untill the person shits in your mouth.

dude, she wanted to do a fuckin irish slurpee, i cant handle that

by hornyforhire August 2, 2010

Slurpy chested

To mock someone severly. To riddicule someone harshly.

Prepare to get slurpy chested!

by Dimmondback August 24, 2009

Splurps

The burps you get after swallowing cum that still taste like cum

Becky has the splurps after giving her bf a bg

by Stupidbeeach April 15, 2019

splurply

Splurply is an annoying son of a bitch who always gets on your nerves

Man that guy is such a splurply.

by Prussian nationalist December 18, 2024