vampire snatch

A gurl that dates a guy simply because he is easily p**** whipped. She causes problems between the guy and his family wherever she can. Always a lying drama queen. They usually only look good from the myspace angle. Also usually very unfaithful since they need to have sex with lots of guys to suck their lifeforce from them. You can tell when your friend is dating one when your friend starts showing signs of "bitching out" on social gatherings with the boys, and saying things like "Nah, I can't go out tonight man. My lady wants me to stop drinkin and spend more time with her".

Daniela-"That vampire snatch broke up with my cuz just so she could bone this other guy, then got back with him a few days later!"

Tiffani-"We'll stake that crusty vampire snatch!"

by crazy#47 May 27, 2011

Snatchburger

A Hamburger so nasty that you would rather be eating a heffer's snatchbox.
(not to be confused with Snatchburglar)

Me and the MG-Boyshad a BBQ the other day and 2-litre Coke Bottle brought some snatchburgers to cook.

by MG Boys November 21, 2004

waffle snatch

a girl whos vagina is infested with various diseases

I went down on Carrie and discovered her nasty waffle snatch.

by New Hall Revolution May 13, 2005

crumb snatcher

a person who shows up to smoke sessions with nothing to smoke and leeches off other people's sacks

johnny, that crumb snatcher just showed up and smoked the last of my sack

by tom hoyle April 14, 2006

snatch dragon

A derogatory term used to describe a middle-aged or older Asian woman who is overbearing, impatient, demanding, cheap, or is otherwise being difficult. Enhanced with broken English.

I was waiting in line and this snatch dragon in front of me was making a big scene. The clerk was practically in tears.

by Yo shoe June 18, 2009

Nigerian Child Snatcher

A pedophile commonly found on the plains of Africa stealing children of a certain degree of athletic abilities and selling them in an underground market for sexual or common housework uses.

That nigerian child snatcher was caught yesterday, all the children were released back into the wild.

by Spartin228 June 30, 2011

snatch

vagina

bitch

used infront of ho as in "snatch ho"

My snatch hurts!

You dumb snatch!

Snatch ho

by muwah October 8, 2008