Smart Cookie 

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.

Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".

Smart Cookie by RealSickunt March 13, 2019

smart swede 

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

smart swede by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

smerty doo 

A random word when two people come together in science class

Did you just call me smerty doo?

smerty doo by Adriennelikeswords June 12, 2018

smertin 

the sexiest human to exist

oh there’s smertin gonna make me cream

smertin by sexyboysx November 23, 2021

smart transfer 

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

smart transfer by me July 11, 2004

Smart Internet Suite (SIS) 

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.

Facebook makes an excellent foundation for a Smart Internet Suite (SIS) environment.

Smart Internet Suite (SIS) by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007

smart on 

what a woman on crack says to you in macdonalds after asking if you're in a cult...

"hey, are you guys in a cult?"
"no"
"oh well...smart on!!!"

smart on by whoopie Goldberg January 30, 2008