scoot-tastrophe

(noun) an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering involving a scooter.

WBNBC here on the scene of a scoot-tastrophe where a scootee caused a 5 car accident at an intersection uptown and scooted away from the scene. The fifth hit- and-scoot this month.

Did you see that Kappa Alpha Kappa girl riding down South Blvd? She was a scoot-tastrophe waiting to happen...

by tk3k August 26, 2018

Shloot

A word that can be used to replace just about any and every noun, adjective or verb

Hey, wanna go smoke a shloot?

by Vinny Boberino October 8, 2018

Scoot

An adoopt

Scoots an adoopt cos him mom didn’t aboot (commit prenatal murder/terminoot)

by Socialist Canadia October 15, 2018

shloothed

to be shit faced and drunk at the same time

bro i’m so shloothed right now

by kzty July 1, 2019

shoot-cumbers

It’s a replacement for swear words so we don’t have to ruin our Christian ears.

Oh shoot-cumbers! I forgot to do my homework!

by THE C MONSTER_04 September 30, 2019

Scoot

A heavy rocket league player who is insane at all air rolls, double touches and rotations.

Scoot just went off!!

by Zseeder October 22, 2019

Scootchin

Technique used to wipe your ass on the carpet.

Our dog “Annie” was Scootchin across the living room due to the Covid19 shortages.

by Todfather March 26, 2020