slackfull

a real lightskin man

“slackfull is such a nice guy, sometimes i think he’s not real”

by slackfull June 3, 2023

Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

slackjaw femboy

someone who only likes slackjaw because they like soups (the youtuber) videos

jaythan is a real slackjaw femboy.

by wheat_thin July 24, 2023

slacktight

Not tight, no slack, perfect
Keep it 100
Keep it real
On lock

I got this slacktight.
Make it slacktight.
Keep it slacktight.

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Slackcident

Run your mouth in the wrong channel? Hit send too early? Use a banned word and get publicly scolded by a bot? React to someone's post with a totally inappropriate emoji? Alas, you have had a Slackcident.

Alia, did you mean to talk all that shit in #general, or did you have a Slackcident?

by passthatatlas July 24, 2024

slackle

(verb) to give insane, sloppy, world-ending head

Lonkdor: "I for real got my ding-dong SLACKLED last night!"
Greebus: "No way man!"
Lonkdor: "I can barely WALK dude."

"Is it so hard to get someone to slackle my ding-dong?"

by burgunsilly July 28, 2024