short dick man

chris

chris has a small penis he is a short dick man

by kenny webster December 17, 2008

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

short man's syndrome

A term used to dehumanize short men. On the basis of this prejudiced term, a short man isn't allowed to do anything assertive, confident, or generally masculine without being accused of overcompensating or having short man's syndrome.

Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.

I rudely shoved that short guy at the bar out of my way, and he got all angry about it. Talk about short man's syndrome!

by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011

short survey

What UrbanDictionary keeps on asking me to do!

Ok i give up, i will click your link!

by Arran August 3, 2003

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician

by abyssion8 February 25, 2010

shordy

sean kingston's way of saying shorty. what a dumb-fuck

"Shordy I could take you there."

by steven17 December 20, 2007

shorey

An in-shore wave. Usually smaller than the waves out-the-back. Slang-term used most often by surfers

I caught a huge set, while Jack was catchin' shoreys

by Daniel April 29, 2003