Shitten

A kitten, who will one day become a cat. That has entirely too many bowl movements for a normal cat, which in turn requires you to scoop at least 3 if not 6 times daily

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE 7TH TODAY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHITTEN

by POOP CAT May 27, 2020

Shittance

Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.

“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”

by gryphon922 July 10, 2020

shitboner

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

by I explain things July 14, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

shitonit

a term used when angry and aggressive

"I just realised ikan accident, shitonit"

by Jim off Friday night dinner September 24, 2020

Shittynervous

When you are so nervous, you feel like you want to take a shit.

.Bro I have a game in an hour, I am so shittynervous

by **** ***** ****** November 11, 2020

Shittouch

The action of touching someones shit.

"I went to the toilet and after i was some shitting, i shittouch"

by Graham910 November 23, 2020