Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5’10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum

Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy

by Big meat B March 2, 2023

50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

Eye Shade

A person with a forehead so massive that it goes forward, creating a shade for the eyes.

"Look at the size of her forehead!"
"What an eye shade."

by ilovewikipedia August 9, 2024

clairo shade

Everyone and everything seems to shade the talented singer Clairo. Once you notice it, you see Clairo shade everywhere

A: yay im having brat summer
B: clairo shade spotted
A: how??
B: well you are certainly not bumpin that to clairo songs

by aa_gerych August 21, 2024

being shaded

Cruelty so subtle that people often didn't know they were even being ridiculed until everyone was laughing at them and they were forced to go along with the joke.

At the time, she was not aware that she was being shaded until he later made the comment to others and got everyone laughing at her.

by Sasha474 September 25, 2023

Fifty Shades of Gay

Fifty Shades of Gray, but the gay version

Guy 1: "dude lets watch fifty shades of gray"
Guy 2: "you mean fifty shades of gay"
Guy 1: "no wtf"

by AdeemI November 4, 2023

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024