shakespeare complexion

mean-spirited nickname for a mildly intelligent person who thinks they're an absolute genius.

BEN: The complexity of the piece just show the narrow mindedness of the Manchunian people, as they fail to realise the error of their inverted, and quite frankly, archaic ways.
BOB (whispers to BRIAN): That wanker's got a Shakespeare complexion.

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

shape up

Another way of saying "Sucking Dick"

AyO Ur momz gave me a Shape up last night

by BuGzSz December 28, 2005

Rape Shape

The level of fitness at which a female has a significant chance of fighting off an attacker/rapist.

After winter break, I decided I needed to get back into rape shape

by yayayayyyayyayayaa January 12, 2012

ankle shakes

The most honorable way to consecrate a promise. Breaking an ankle shake is like breaking a pinky promise but 100 times worse. If you ankle shake on something you mean it and your promise can't be broken by any means

Joe: Dude Cindy didn't ankle shake on that did she?

Frank: Yeah she did bro, there's no breaking ankle shakes!!

by Loot2000 January 23, 2016

Shamrock shakes

The tremors you get the morning after St Patrick's Day partying

I can't come to work today, I have the Shamrock shakes after the green beer at Paddy's last night.

by Protonman7 March 16, 2017

pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004