self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

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Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.

Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!

by Sad Vampire Slug December 15, 2017

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self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.

"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "

by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017

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Self Harm

The worst way to cope. People often self harm to focus on something physical rather then the mental pain they are experiencing. Some people think self harm is for attention but it's not. Nobody does self harm for attention, and nobody should be treated like they do. If you or somebody you know is self harming please get help.
Self Harm can also be abbreviated as SH

Person 1: " dude Jessica is self harming she is such an attention seeker."
Person 2: "What is wrong with you?! I am going to talk to Jessica never talk to me again."

by PizaCutter February 20, 2023

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