Wack Stick

USB flash drive used to stash your porn

"My wife won't find my porn because I have it stashed on my wack stick,"

by McBastard November 15, 2007

BM Stick

Short for bowel movement, it describes excrement that is stick (or log) shaped. A derogatory name, term or insult.

"You big BM stick!" shouted Jane at Harry, with a slight sneer.

by HangDog September 12, 2009

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.

If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!

by bleedbleed March 19, 2019

dumb-stick

Yet another word for penis.

Some guys think with their dumb-sticks.

by Reb. Schmooooly July 12, 2004

shizzle sticks

Stems off of the word "shizzles!" which is an exclamatory remark one makes when annoyed or upset.

Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"

Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"

by fpsdoodle January 25, 2009

Crack Stick

Another form of saying, masturbate, have sex with females, and to alleviate stress.

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"

George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*

by vinzor5000 June 8, 2021