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Smartasstism

Smartasstism (n): The chronic condition of being an insufferably clever, sarcastic know-it-all; a self-diagnosed neurotype where excessive wit overrides basic social filters
"His smartasstism kicked in during the debate, and he couldn't resist turning every point into a roast."
by PistolPete74 March 9, 2026
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Smartasstism

An incurable disease that you acquire from being on your smartass phone for a long period of time.
I forgot to take my meds today and my smartasstism started to flare up.
by PistolPete74 March 11, 2026
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smartasstastic

A sarcastic woman who is a smartass to everyone, but she gets away with it because she's cute and has a great ass!
My counselor is so smartasstastic. Everyone loves her even though she acts like a donkey to people most of the time.
by Pineapples... February 19, 2025
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shartathon

When one or more men or women let wet farts go either simultaneously or consecutively.
Holy shit Mike and Jason just had a shartathon over there they are going to need new pants for sure.
by Knucklenuts8888 February 23, 2025
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Smartassphobia

I have smartassphobia.
by Aycah888 March 24, 2025
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Smartassphobia

The fear of smart people or intelligence. Commonly seen in people who are stupid which are called dumbasses.
I have Smartassphobia.
by Aycah888 March 24, 2025
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Sartadcastic

A famous word used by Camron Bowen to describe someone being rude
Poo poo Bryon stop being a sartadcastic
by Jehahshe March 26, 2025
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