fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.
Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"
Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"
Friend: "Sucks to be you!"
by introspectacle January 13, 2011
Get the soft-serve shitsmug. by go LAKESIDE MIDDLE!!! w00t w00t (im Richard Barton) January 20, 2005
Get the soft moneymug. A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.
by green plant February 10, 2014
Get the soft touch massagemug. The absence of pubic hair in the genitals, achieved through various procedures: shaving, waxing, and any other hair removal processes.
by dr. skin January 3, 2009
Get the baby soft skinmug. A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who bends for a female, or any being at the snap of a finger. A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who pays for pussy. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention.
by That_Real_nigga May 8, 2014
Get the soft ass niggamug. by spigotthebear February 17, 2023
Get the Soft White Underbellymug. When you are fat and out of shape because you haven't hit the gym in a long time ... you are in Soft City.
by Dirtylutz February 19, 2015
Get the soft citymug.