A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
by moss1972 May 23, 2009
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Tom: hey why did you change your email
Matt: it's part of my anti soft movement
Chuck: hey can I borrow your laptop for a min I want to check my email
Ted: sure
Chuck: what OS is this?
Ted: Ubuntu, its part of my anti soft movement. I can't afford a mac ATM so I figured I'd take the free road seeing as it cost nothing and is easy to setup.
Matt: it's part of my anti soft movement
Chuck: hey can I borrow your laptop for a min I want to check my email
Ted: sure
Chuck: what OS is this?
Ted: Ubuntu, its part of my anti soft movement. I can't afford a mac ATM so I figured I'd take the free road seeing as it cost nothing and is easy to setup.
by destroyerzx1 June 8, 2010
Get the anti soft movement mug.In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.
Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.
by Dookaleechy December 3, 2010
Get the Antique Sofa mug.Marie Sofie is a really really sweet girl with a large heart. She will always be there for u no matter what. She’ll never judge and has the purest soul ever! She also has an amazing style and music taste, she’s very opened towards ur interests and will do extra research (even if takes hours) just to help you making an decision. Her Humor is really good but not everybody gets it. It’s always fun to be around her bc it never gets bored. She’s really sensitive and a bad bitch at the same time tho. Your friendship with her has more of a value than any money in the world !
Do not ever let a friend like Marie Sofie go.. you’ll regret it more than anything.
Do not ever let a friend like Marie Sofie go.. you’ll regret it more than anything.
Person 1: “U won’t believe me how Marie Sofie changed my life to the better”
Person 2: “how is that supposed to happen lol”
Person 1: “she was there for me when nobody else was & gave me a lot of confidence I never knew I had in the first place!”
Person 2: “wow I wish I had a friend like Marie Sofie!”
Person 1: “IKR??”
Person 2: “how is that supposed to happen lol”
Person 1: “she was there for me when nobody else was & gave me a lot of confidence I never knew I had in the first place!”
Person 2: “wow I wish I had a friend like Marie Sofie!”
Person 1: “IKR??”
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Dan: Check out that hardbody over by the stop sign.
Joe: Actually I'd prefer her softbody friend as she would jiggle lightly when spanked, and who would bounce while riding me.
Joe: Actually I'd prefer her softbody friend as she would jiggle lightly when spanked, and who would bounce while riding me.
by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009
Get the Softbody mug.Some pussy who insists on being a little bitch and hesitates to do activities that involve fun or any sort of risk.
You're such a softass.
by joeman6740 July 12, 2010
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