nicky soccer 7

loves alisha keys and is known for turning girls lesbian

did you seee nicky soccer 7 he was supposed to be at the house

by pioplepiople666666 March 20, 2022

Soccer

Its really football, you twats

Person 1: Hey man wanna play some soccer
Person 2: WTF its called football

by D4Rtyy April 9, 2021

soccer homosexuales

gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit

Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly

by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 April 8, 2018

Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer

that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo

by pints with the lads August 11, 2018

stateline soccer club

the actual best soccer club in the history of soccer clubs, the best coach is collen mcgourley. We have a lot of fun and make jokes with glagos. If you want to join a soccer club make it stateline 🏆⚽️

stateline soccer club just won ...AGAIN!

by rat rat November 16, 2019

rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.

we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.

by maddog68 March 18, 2019

Soccer Mom

A term conceived in the 1996 election year to define a white, upper middle class, middle aged American mom who always makes her kids participate in way too much extracurricular bullshit, and often is an entitled karen, often seen cutting in line, blocking traffic and causing crashes, giving the ref a whole bunch of her bullshit, or being a racist prick. The soccer mom is and always has been hated by both Democrats and Republicans; Democrats hate them because they believe they voted for Bob Dole in ‘96, Bush in Y2K and ‘04, John McCain in 2008, Romney in ‘12, and the orange fat ass Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. Republicans hate them because they believe they voted for Bill Clinton in ‘96, Al Gore in Y2K, John Kerry in ‘04, Obama in ‘08 and ‘12, Hillary in 2016, and Biden in 2020.

She is also racist as fuck, does not let her kids hang out with anyone who is not 100% White, anyone who is not heterosexual, anyone who is not explicitly a Fundamentalist Christian because they are assumed to be automatically Satanic, this includes anyone who is nonaffiliated, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, and often extends to Christians of Catholic and Church of Jesus Christ denominations. She might also be a QAnon member.

Me: That fucking soccer mom threatened to call the police on me after I hit her because she was going a “safe” 30 in a 70, and was being racist towards me because I’m 1/8 Hispanic, and called me Satanic because I’m Catholic and not a fundie.

Friend: Damn bro typical soccer mom.

by qw3r1y May 25, 2023