baltimore bays soccer

only the best fucking soccer club ever

the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer

by BananaHammock Jonas July 1, 2005

Extreme Soccer

A game played by intelligent high schoolers. The game should usually be played in a trialer full or weight lifting equiment and sharp edges. In the probable case of someone getting a soccer ball slammed off the ceiling into their face, or falling and breaking their breast-bone on an 80-pound weight, they will be removed from the game. The victor is determined when there are no players remaining on the opposite team. The goal posts are to be outlined by two or more weight lifting machines. There are no boundaries, and no limit to how hard a person may fire the ball at the ceiling, walls, or other people.

Extreme Soccer. A sport played by many injured, retarted, or Jewish Children looking for a good time.

by Ed Cap October 18, 2006

prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).

Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer

by SoccerBear June 26, 2009

pocket soccer

A one player or 2 player game you play by using a guy's pants pocket and playing with his balls. Aim of the game is to make the guy cum.

Girl 1: I wanna play some pocket soccer

Girl 2 : Me too. Let's use that guy standing there. It will be a long hard game tho

by JohnnyTesticles69 April 22, 2019

Hog Soccer

Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.

John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

switchblade soccer

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

East Meadow Soccer Club

The best soccer club on long island and theres no better coach than gary sullivan!!

Cole says :Omg did you know riley plays for east meadow soccer club
Really? says johnny

by Apersonthatsoneastmeadow October 22, 2019