Small brain

Someone that lacks intelligence. Typically someone named Noah

Oh my god man you’re so small brain

by -Pussyslayer696968696868686 March 15, 2019

Smallville

A WB show about a teenage Clark Kent before he becomes Superman.

"Trust me, Clark. Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend." - Lex Luthor

by Kat November 9, 2004

The Smalley effect

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.

David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.

by mmillennial February 25, 2018

smashing your carrot

Derogatory for Masturbating

hey whats going on are you smashing your carrot I knew i shoulndt have let you look at that nuddie mag

by [e-mail] April 7, 2007

World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

by AllBastard December 19, 2011

whip-smart

Whips crack and snap...so someone who is "whip-smart" is able to come up with an answer right away, and succinctly

The magazine was praised for its spirited, whip-smart analysis of and commentary on current events.

by Beet Juice November 27, 2009

dumb smart

when ur book smart but have no common knowledge

dumb smart “when you ace your chemistry test but you think mount everest is in new zealand”

by ceoofdumbsmart March 11, 2020