Scarp

A person so very much a dumbass, that their stupidity can't be explained with the word dumbass.

Person 1: "yo i hate that dude"
Person 2 "fr hes such a dumbass"
Person 1: "not even a dumbass, hes a whole fucking scarp"
Person 2: "frrrr"

by FluffyCerulean June 20, 2023

Scarpelli

The male version of Tan Mom

Gross! That Scarpelli looks like a leather chair.

Kid: “Mommy mommy, is that a Oompa Loompa?
Mom: “No sweetie, just a Scarpelli.”

by Nmons June 30, 2023

Sarp

Basically my name if you see any definitions that say that i cheat on you with an yasime it's lying What the Fuck is an yasime? Every definition about me is lying! I'm just an Turkish guy that doesn't want to see false definitions of my name

dumbass:hEy sArP i MaDe aN deFiNoItN aBpUt y0u

The definition is that i cheat on people with yasime
Me:fuck you! remove that definition now!

by SARP1STHEBEST July 13, 2023

sharpie smell

the smell all of us love

sharpie smell is the best smell

by midgen;-; July 13, 2023

Sharp

A Sharp is a rolled paper (typically half an index card) with the end doused in sharpie ink. ‘Smoking a Sharp’ is to hold a Sharp as you would a cigarette as to inhale the scent.

Dude 1: Hey bro can you pass me that Sharpie?
Dude 2: Why? Roll me a Sharp while ur at it.
Dude 1: Yeah sure. Let’s smoke some Sharps!

by DJSkimWaffleMilk July 29, 2023

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

sharpoon

It's a rocket powered dildo that harpoons the poons,.

Billy how did you ever girl that t ok marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P.T.P. September 19, 2023