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Hot Shaft

When one masturbates while having pepper juice on their hands.
Dude, I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands before jerking off. That was one f*cking hot shaft.
by JOLLY PEPPER March 27, 2010
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Shiatzu

1. Interjection Expression of failure, disappointment, rage, etc.
'Shiatzu! I forgot to buy hot dog buns!'

2. Adjective A term to describe an unfavorable or disadvantageous situation.
'The movie last night was total shiatzu'

3. Adjective Describes incompetence in doing something.
'He was shiatzu at playing the game'

4. Noun General slang for 'stuff' or 'things'
'Don't leave all your shiatzu in my car'

Common Idiomatic Uses:
give a shiatzu - to be concerned about
holy shiatzu - same as 'shiatzu' but more intensified
(to be in) deep shiatzu - deep trouble
shiatzu happens - when I

Origin:

A derivative of 'shit' and 'Shiatsu' (a kind of Japanese massage therapy) - although the actual definition has no relevance to the latter, it evokes humor to a certain extent. The true origins are unknown but it is likely it was created to bypass the censoring filters in certain forums.
'Oh shiatzu, I forgot my keys'
'He knew he was in deep shiatzu when the cops approached him'
'The remote control was shiatzu - it had bad reception'
'I left all my shiatzu in the other room!'
by tonaayy August 22, 2009
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love shaft

A gentlemens erect penis.
"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"
by cannietellye October 8, 2005
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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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Shift^Six

A phrase meaning turnt up or high, generally involving the consumption of Cannabis, which is derived from holding down shift and pressing the six key on a keyboard which results in a caret pointing upwards occasionally used to denote being "up" or "high". Also spelled ShiftSix, Shift6, Shift^6, Shift-6
Hello, good sir, would you care to engage in some light cannabis usage, eventually leading to us being quite Shift^Six

Guy 1: Hey man! What'd you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I got hella Shift^Sixed dude it was sick
Guy 1: NIIIICCCEEE
by Chardlz April 26, 2014
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Shafted

Person 1: “I sent 20k cc on the summon banner and didn’t get any LF.. not even a Sparking”
Person 2: “dude.. you got shafted”
by Concord925 May 30, 2021
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the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner
I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.
by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004
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