scoey

A Person Who Hates Girl And has A Shrimp and attempts to Play football but runs into The sideline every time

Dude did you hear about Scoey running into the bench

by Unknown Cracker October 23, 2017

scone eatting

noun

its when you are eatting a scone

"i'm doing the scone eatting carly, do you want to join us?"

by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017

Sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconned is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconning'. Get all thing sconned at www.sconnedapparel.com

Mah did you see that hectic shirt that heads wearing?!
Pwoah! He just sconed us! He must be a fucking sick cunt!

by getfknsconned May 9, 2018

Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.

I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.

by Queensman May 11, 2018

score checked

Being bumped up in hockey based on your points

My son was score checked from B team to A team for being top scorer

by Phunk420 April 2, 2018

Scone Fuzz

A hot trend that has been taken over by the fungal masses.

Often something you enjoyed before it went mainstream.

Fortnite was a great little game, but now it's covered in scone fuzz.

by Yotingo July 2, 2018