Definitions by Yotingo

Scone Fuzz

Someone who is able to stay dry in grease.

A person who is cool in a bad situation.

She's pretty scone fuzz fore not giving up after everyone insulted her online for no reason.

Merch

A hot trend that has been taken over by the fungal masses.

Often something you enjoyed before it went mainstream.

Fortnite was a great little game, but now it's covered in scone fuzz.

Merch