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scientits

Doing research on huge tits for the sake of science.
I wish I could work on scientits
by tits4u_tits4me January 13, 2009
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go science on your wrist

a term used when in dire need of a cut-down.
If I was you I'd whip out a scalpel and go science on my wrist.
by {(H)} March 23, 2005
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Bill Nye The Science Guy

He's not a real fucking scientist. He's a D-List celebrity that was brought back into the media because 90's babies craved the nostalgia. If you believe any of the shit that spews out of his mouth... then congrats! you have been bamboozled into believing the political propaganda hes's been lazily shitting out on his new Netflix show. If you loved what he had to say in his old show you watched educationally in elementary school, then say no more fam! Actually, FORGET EVERYTHING he said before!! Go ahead and take everything he taught you before, and fuck it raw! Because now, he's back and worse off than ever! No real science! Just opinion, and terrible acting! What he's the best at! And if that begins to bore you, because he's not as funny as he thinks he is, why don't you pull up a video of him arguing even more childish than Donald Trump with REAL scientist and meteorologists! Listen to him as he shouts, "WRONG. WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG" to people who have devoted their entire lives to researching, and studying real facts! The ones that explore real issues and new scientific theories, because, uh, Bill....we found out there are only two genders like....................well forever ago! Who else but Bill that created himself a stage name and a character and still portrays it. Because we all know who has stage names!!! Musicians, performers and actors!! Good job Bill........
by haytherefriend March 5, 2018
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Bill Nye the Science Guy

Seriously, if you've watched them both, you'll see that Bill Nye the Science Guy is just as silly, random, and repetitive as Youtube Poop...just with an educational twist.
by Lebrochaun November 9, 2009
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science

something that, according to system of a down , has failed the world... ^o)... yeah .. lol
Science. HAS FAILED. THE WORLD. etc...
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Scientism

A severe disease causing a chronic form of mental autism, mostly given effect to people with the name "Austin". The first ever recording of this disease was on august of 2018, from a boy named Austin Boudi, also known as Bouders914. (please watch out for him)
Hey, look! Austin has Scientism!
by Mr.HappyTapioca October 18, 2018
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scientastic

(adj.) 1. Falling into the field of sciency 2. BS that sounds so true it may perceived as truth.
"His scientastic story excellently explained the origin of pirates."
by Razukin December 2, 2002
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