JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.

Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.

by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022

American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.

On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.

by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023

Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.

I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.

by Corky444 June 30, 2023

scaliwag

A broad you slept with but don't wont to admit it to anyone.

"Hey i dont mean to in your biz but did you sleep with such and such" -Hell No, that nasty b*tch!

by D February 13, 2004

Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.

The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.

by BDeezyC June 6, 2009

House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.

Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.

by Mayor Me April 15, 2022

Scalad

Chips, usually McDonalds fries. Portmanteau of scally and salad and synonymous with Glasgow salad, Glasgow shower and Scouse laptop.

"What you having from Maccies, lad?"
"Just a scalad, maaaate."

by Georgie La Forge February 27, 2009