rusty manhattan

When you're eating a girl's pussy and she shits on your head and gives you a shitty toupee.

She was sitting on my face and and took a dump on my head man...she gave me a rusty manhattan.

I thought it was a queef but apparently the taco bell just hit and she painting my hair brown.

by Daley Gribble February 25, 2019

rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 04, 2017

Rusty Purrbox

(N.) An old, happy cat.

I met the sweetest rusty purrbox at the shelter today.

by bearinblack June 08, 2015

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 19, 2021

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 02, 2020

Rusty Torres

When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke

Man, that gurl Rosita owns a Mexican food truck , so you know she gives a great Rusty Torres

by Soda Jive February 04, 2020

rusty unky

(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown

Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.

by unky! November 18, 2013