rusty trizzle drizzle

the act of rimjobbing your woman while she is on her knees and elbows while simultaneously fingering her pussy creating a "drip drop" from intense stimulation of vaginal and anal moisture combination

Mickey Says...."Hey Chad, did you give your girl a rusty trizzle drizzle last night after the Playwright?"

by lucky luck March 3, 2009

Rusty Toaster

When a female farts doo-doo feces and male excrement onto her partner. A sexual move used by the Ancient Hawaiians.

"Susan gave me the best Rusty Toaster last evening"

"There's cum and poop on my peenus because Carol gave me such a rusty toaster."

by TargusTargus13 June 23, 2009

rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.

After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.

by Covenant September 23, 2008

Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.

by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009

Rusty Slidehammer

When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.

Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar

Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!

by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009

Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.

I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.

by BMWBills October 27, 2009

Rusty Rail

While in the act of anal sex, the 'giver' withdraws his penis and the 'taker' snorts a rail of cocaine off of the 'rusty' penis.

That bitch was such a dirty slut she begged to do a rusty rail off of my cock.

by Lord Sainsbury of Turville November 20, 2009