An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.
1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
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Get the Gollum release mug.When one observes a researcher conducting secondary research, it can be termed as engaging in tertiary research. This is not exclusive to academic researchers; anyone observing another person researching information on the internet can also be considered as conducting tertiary research.
"Oh, did you come up with this in your tertiary research?"
During a conference "The claims made in my paper were largely based on thorough tertiary research conducted in the pub last Friday"
During a conference "The claims made in my paper were largely based on thorough tertiary research conducted in the pub last Friday"
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The study of research itself—its methods, reporting, biases, incentives, and cultural practices. Also called "research on research," it’s the science of how science gets done (and often goes wrong). Meta-research audits disciplines for problems like publication bias, p-hacking, low statistical power, and irreproducibility. It doesn't discover new facts about the universe; it diagnoses the health of the processes we use to make those discoveries, acting as the immune system for academia.
*Example: A Meta-Research project analyzes 1,000 published psychology studies and finds that 90% of them used sample sizes too small to reliably detect the effects they were looking for. This doesn't debunk any specific psychological theory, but it casts doubt on the entire evidentiary foundation of the field, prompting a credibility crisis and reform.*
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Get the Surprise Release Poop mug.Hym "Then release the files. It's crime for me and none for thee over here for the US government. This is exactly why the 2nd amendment exists by the way. When the government is covering up sex crimes but also LYING about their awareness of a surveillance apparatus where they have clearly instructed both YouTube pundits and the employees of KwikTrip to try to mind-rape a dissent into not only giving up his claim to the creation of AI but to adopt new beliefs. This is why the gun need to be placed firmly to the skull of every child. The breeders feel entitled to complete control of both your mind and the future. JD Vance has even said publicly that breeders should get more votes for their kids. They need to be made to capitulate. The parents on me receiving the credit I deserve for creating AI. The politicians on the pedophile sex ring. BOTH. Because they don't actually care that I threatened your kids. The breeders are nothing more than a SELF-ENTITLED MECHANISM OF CONTROL. You had to work hard so I have to do it with you but YOUR WIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO ALSO FUCK ME? NO! You had to work hard and I DID NOT. So go! Get me my money NOW. You fuck. Release the fucking files."
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Get the Then Release The Files mug.I again can't stress enough that I am not Ben Meisalas from the Meidastouch. I do not look like a pedophile so why would I work for them?
Hym "Stanford Research finds that 'Therapy' chat bots are encouraging schizophrenic delusions and suicide! SO ARE THE FUCKING YOUTUBERS! You know what... Stanford Research ALSO sent 8 perfectly mentally healthy people into a mental institution and told them to act perfectly normal. Those people were then diagnosed with bipolar personality disorder AND SCHIZOPHRENIA. And after finding out they had been duped, the mental institute asked them to send more people so they could diagnose them correctly this time. After several weeks they called Stanford to see how well they did and found that Stanford hadn't sent anyone. So, schizophrenia is already a diagnoses people can receive in the complete absence of having schizophrenia. And people are not trying to make that even harder AND the chat bots are doing it. Like, they are repeating the things I say aloud during their live streams (The Majority Report) not 30-60 seconds after I say it. So, no. Fuck you. I'm not letting you use this to convince me of anything. No orders rescinded. No apologies given or meant. You can eat a dick."
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