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Redneck Mudslide 

When a man is fucking a girl from behind with a chew in. He proceeds to dip spit on her back and watch it slide all the way down to her butt crack. Preferably he will pull out and bust on her back...avoiding the mudslide and starting an avalanche all at once.
I started a big redneck mudslide on Lucy last night. But don't worry, I avoided it.
Redneck Mudslide by S and S Sauce December 20, 2008

redneck ice cream cone

when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it

redneck bow 

n. the act of a redneck turning away from intended recipient of said bow, then bending over and pulling down your trousers to reveal the whitest part of your body
v. to perform a "moon" while simultaneously being a redneck
He hopped out of his car after the demolition derby, hopped on top his car and gave us all a redneck bow.
redneck bow by bingus khan August 17, 2009

redneck lawnmower 

A shot and a beer to get things started. After a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his Friday (or Monday) night off right.
It's payday and the end of the week. I'll take a redneck lawnmower!
redneck lawnmower by nebtam August 6, 2010

Redneck Reciprocity 

When an Urban Cowboy chooses, or is forced to live in an urban environment and shares his/her music with the neighborhood. It is no secret the black people are generous in one regard; they love to share their music. Redneck Reciprocity is “giving back to the community”. Usually frowned upon by blacks or wann-be’s, but no one understands why, as they certainly love all music and genres, and that is why they share their music with neighborhood.
Tyron Shoes: "Yo you hurr that honky banging that booshit mang?"
Shaquicka: "ahmang, it soundz likes the booshit dey mades us listen toos at the field twip we took to the cuntra dat day"
Tyron Shoes: "I guess he right fo blastin that Redneck Reciprocity, we make hims preepole listen to our bang bang diggty hip hoppity shaka yo buddy don't stopiddy music, so I cantz blamz dem fo reel"

Redneck suicide bomber 

One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration
Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"